Words of wisdom
Pearls of wisdom I gathered during my trip to Copenhagen - you see, traveling alone has its own set of advantages.
- It doesn't matter who owns the BMW convertible - it's the one who drives who looks cool
- Finding one queue shorter than the other is purely an optical illusion - you reach the counter at the sametime either way.
- Not everyone likes smling faces - especially the guy with the metal detector looking for weapons of mass destruction between your legs
- It's hallucination to believe that people are laughing at your blunders - the truth is, nobody but you gives a damn about what you are doing .
- The feeling of fulfillment that you feel while driving a mercedes S class and making it wait for you to cross the road is the same. The only difference being, in the former case you have to pay for the fuel.
- The chances of having a good conversation with a hot blonde increases 10 times if you remember to close your mouth while looking at her.
posted by Rathish at 12:30 PM
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addendum:
carrying jacket and keys too while raining...
is it wisdom or cerebral concoctions emerging out of boredom that ultimately enlighten us?
* be cool no matter what you drive
* don't try to pass your fate. outstrip!
* the truth is, you never know exactly WHAT you are doing
* The chances of having a good conversation with a hot blonde decreases 10 times each moment you are not looking at her
It wasn't me :)
Point 4,100% true,better still is the feeling of stopping govt. bus with 300 passengers in it!!
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