Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Sheepish excitement

Last night, I was having coffee with this girl from New zealand, when suddenly she exclaimed that she's very excited about something that's happened in her country. When I asked her about it, she said I would have to be a kiwi to understand. Since I persisted, she said the golden words - "They found the sheep!". Well, isn't that a reason to rejoice! Bring out the champagne!

Apparently, in New zealand (or in any other sheep rearing country for that matter) they let the sheep graze in the grasslands and once they have enjoyed a sumptuous meal and put on a nice furry woollen coat over themselves, bring them over and shear the wool. One fine day, they found this sheep which was covered with wool from head to toe that it was wobbling in its own weight, and all they could see was its nose and feet. It was then they realized that this was a sheep that was lost 7 years before - can you believe that! A sheep being found after 7 years!! (the only approximate indian equivalent I can imagine is two brothers with moles on their forearms getting lost in a mela and meeting eachother again after 20 years in a fight sequence with the villain! Touching!). So, the entire nation got so excited about it that
  • They had a live telecast of the shearing of the sheep so that millions of viewers can watch it live and swoon. As you can imagine, 7 years is a long time and so there was wool falling over its face leaving it completely blind. So, they had to put a hair clip to hold the wool back. Taking cue from this, the anchor of the "shearing show" remarked, "When you see the sheep, you realize it's not a normal sheep. It's got a personality of its own" - Camera zooms to the face of the sheep which is chewing a straw of hay with a blank expression.
  • Since the sheep has been with the wool for 7 years now, they realized the wool must be dear to it. So, in order to compensate for the loss, they designed the jersey for the sheep so that it's not affected by the extremeties of weather.
  • Owing to its celebrity status, the sheep also got to meet the Prime minister of New zealand. Apparently, the Prime minister was supposed to meet some group of human rights activists who were protesting against the government but she chose the sheep over the activists. Asked why, she said the sheep was better company! So much for human rights!
  • Here's the best part (personally) - my friend had to go out when the whole shearing show was happening. And hence she taped the whole show so that she doesn't miss it and also because, she can see it for years to come!
  • All this happened a couple of years before - but you know the new twist in the story, they have found another sheep now which was lost 11 years before and has more wool than the previous one. So, get ready for more nail biting excitement in "The shearing show returns!". For trivia lovers, the first sheep was called Shrek and guess what the second sheep is called - did you say Shrek 2? 100 points to you and bournvita!!!
  • My NZ friend was sweet enough to send me a few URLs (especially for those who thought I made this up!)
I personally found it very sweet - that an entire nation is getting excited about a sheep that was lost 7 years before, that they telecast it on TV. They have time to enjoy such little things in life and that's, for the lack of a better word, heartening. We, in India, have our own set of idiosyncrasies (Imagine the whole ganesha drinking milk episode!!) - But imagine a goat in gumudipoondi (in TN) getting to meet APJ Abdul kalam because it gives 11 liters of milk everyday. Interesting!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, a couple of small clarifications so we don't sound TOO much like a bunch of yokels over in New Zealand...

* It wasn't quite the 'prodigal son returned' when they found the sheep. No-one had been wandering the mountains folornly calling his name as he nestled up in his little cave. It just happened that one year as someone was doing the muster they found this woolen behemoth who had somehow escaped it the previous years and the saga began...

* The activists weren't HUMAN RIGHTS activists! They were people protesting against some proposed legislation dealing with the sea-bed. And while I personally think the PM should have met them, I can't blame her for choosing a nice photo opportunity with a cuddly animal for charity, rather then get shouted at and spat on by a bunch of worked up protesters.

* A lot of Kiwis would cringe in shame at the idea that this is the idea people overseas have of us, and I can't blame them. A lot of 'serious' stuff happens in the NZ news too. It does! And I was poking fun at my country when I said it was 'exciting news'. But like Rathish said, I personally think it's heartening that Shrek became a national celebrity, however briefly, if only because it brings the whole country back to its farming roots. And we all need to be grounded by our roots, right Mr Balakrishnan? ;)

10:53 AM  
Blogger Rathish said...

:-) I have absolutely NO DOUBT about the fact that there are a lot of serious things that happen in NZ. Running a country is definitely serious business. Just that, such little trivialities are what make interesting news - Don't you think so, Ms. HC ;) To you and to all kiwis, I meant no offence - you know that :)

And yes Ms.HC, We all need to be grounded by our roots. They lead us simple microcosms to the truth :)

12:34 PM  
Blogger Rajasree said...

A nice "SHEEPish" story...would like to know more about the reaction of the human right activists - what they felt when the "Princess Fionna" decided to meet the ogre"ish SHEEP???
One lil correction though wasn't that necessary...it is Gummidipoondi and not Gumudipoondi...have been working there since the last two months for doing a project on the SL refugees!
One more thing to say...have posted a couple of my short write ups in my blog - do let me know what you think about them!

1:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, no offence taken at all! Of course not. I just wanted to make it clear that we don't value sheep more than human rights. They get at least equal attention! ;)

4:41 PM  
Blogger Rathish said...

@Rajasree - hey, thanks! will definitely visit your blog and read those short descriptions

9:08 AM  

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